Hitler Didn't Invent German Gas

Well folks, true that.. Hitler didn't invent German Gas duh asshole! It's natural!! Well, anyway, I realised that I've been farting alot recently.. In class, in public, in movie theaters etc etc.. Good news is... It doesn't smells!!! Hahahaha!! It's alright.. It's safe to come near me.. Oh, if you watch Off-Centre, a fart's a good way to show your love to someone.. So, if you are near someone you really like, let it off!! Don't be afraid!! Girls! If there's a certain blogger who's blogging this right now and you've been admiring him for a very long time, just fart when he's nearby!! It certainly grabs his attention!!

Still trying to start a verse..